About

Hello. That is me. That is some of my face. This is also me, only in word form. Welcome to my blog.

I hate that word. I will think of a better way of describing it soon.

In the meantime, here is a short summary of me…

I get deeply angry at the most pointless things: people who walk really slowly down the middle of crowded tube platforms; dribbly clementines; the inexplicably successful career of Kiera Knightley. Sometimes this anger just cannot be contained and I end up writing rambling streams of nonsense.

Stick around if anger and froth excite you. I love you.